Anonymous asked: THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Yes… It does.
Anonymous asked: What would you do if you found out that your wife secretly painted that painting on the wall?
I’d probably leave her. I can’t be married to an artist.
Anonymous asked: I've heard people say you look like Rick Astley. Do you get that a lot?
N-No, not really… Uh. Can we talk about something else?
Anonymous asked: There's no food in your kitchen.
It’s all in the cupboards. Not that it’s any of your business, Gonzalo.
Anonymous asked: MELON MELON MELON MELON MELON MELON MELON MELON MELONMEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN
NOLEM.
friendshipisparamount asked: TRIP WHERE IS THE AIRPORT
I dunno! Probably down three hundred miles of road.
Anonymous asked: Hi Travis, this is your mother. You have a lot of strange people on your blog, it worries me a little. Anyway, give me a call when you aren't traveling. I know you're traveling a lot these days.
Mom, this is a totally inappropriate way to contact me.
Anonymous asked: ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Make a contract with me, and I can make your wish come true!!
I don’t trust anything that looks like that.
Anonymous asked: Hey, Trip get me a martini u fruity ass bastard
Seems like you’ve already started in on the drinks.
sn0wmans-ass asked: Do you know Vriska? She likes 8 Balls too!
Yes. And I don’t like her much.
